Because bonobos get ignored back front and sideways as demostrated by this family tree:
which happens ALL the time (ironically this image was on the post "know your family tree" ) WHERE ARE BONOBOS???
So like the fat kid at school, to make up for all the times they are left out, forgotten, uninvited to the party, Claudine Andre will be coming to dedicate the evening to our long lost cousins.
If you don't come for bonobos, come for signed men's basketball memorabilia.
So if you're on Duke's campus, watch out for:
which is a lemur chasing a banana (we couldn't get a bonobo suit made in time). But come see for yourself.